Le blog de Nicolas Renous

Un blog américain nous gratifie de ce florilège des conneries dites par des célébrités. Retrouvez en ci-dessous une sélection. Tout est en anglais pour ne pas que la traduction en altère la qualité … et aussi parceque j’ai la flemme de traduire.

37	“I’m so smart now. Everyone’s always like ‘take your top off.’ Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I’m not stupid.”
	— Paris Hilton
35	“The most loving thing to do is to share your bed with someone.”
	Et pourtant aussi surprenant que cela puisse paraitre le juge n’était pas de cet avis …
	— Michael Jackson
33	“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost an important part of your life.”
	— Brooke Shields
32	“[I hope] my child will be a good Catholic like me.”
	— Madonna
30	“I’d rather be dead than singing Satisfaction when I’m forty-five.”
	— Mick Jagger
24	“Listening to a woman is almost as bad as losing to one. There are only three things that women are better at than men: cleaning, cooking, and having sex.”
	— Charles Barkley
21	“He speaks English, Spanish, and he’s bilingual too.”
	— Don King
19	“Predictions are difficult, especially about the future.”
	— Yogi Berra
14	“I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.”
	— Britney Spears
13	“I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa.”
	Quoi … on m’aurait menti ? Le Japon n’est pas en Afrique ?
	— Britney Spears
12	“So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?”
	— Christina Aguilera
9	“I cried over beauty, I cried over pain, and the other time I cried because I felt nothing. I can’t help it. I’m just a cliché of myself.”
	Matrix lui est monté à la tête : il se met à sortir des phrases qui ne veulent rien dire ^^
	— Keanu Reeves
8	“I’m not anorexic. I’m from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I’ve never heard of one. And that includes me.”
	— Jessica Simpson
5	“I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.”
	Ca n’a plus grand chose de gay dans ce cas là
	— Arnold Schwarzenegger
4	“I love California. I grew up in Phoenix.”
	— Dan Quayle
	Et maintenant le trio de tête, détenu par un seul et même homme …
3	“You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror.”
	— George W. Bush
2	“Too many OB/GYN’s aren’t able to practice their love with women all across the country.”
	— George W. Bush
1	“Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?”
	— George W. Bush

Source : Celebrityhack.com